Posted by Adam Jacobi
Undoubtedly, the biggest story of the day in college football today is Jadeveon Clowney committing to South Carolina the news that Justin Bieber's ringtone is Oklahoma State head coach Mike Gundy's epic "I'm a man; I'm 40!" rant from a couple years back.
Word travels fast in Stillwater, apparently, because at Gundy's press conference today, his cell phone went off, and you can probably guess who's singing on Gundy's ringtone all of a sudden:
Oh, it's the circle of life, isn't it? If life is just college football and Disney music, anyway. A heavy price to pay for college football, that. Thank goodness we don't live in such a hellish world.
At any rate, top score to both Justin Bieber and Mike Gundy, not only for their gestures but for their extraordinary efforts in getting themselves mentioned in the same sentence for the first time in recorded history. Now if we can just figure out who the heck this "Suburbs" band is that won the Album of the Year Grammy...