The Late Show With David Letterman had a special guest tonight, as Heisman-winning Auburn quarterback Cam Newton -- perhaps you've heard of him -- stopped by to read the night's Top Ten List. His category: Top Ten Things Cam Newton Can Say Now That He's Won The Heisman Trophy. Watch below:
It's tough to pick any favorites of the ten -- that task is sufficiently subjective that picking any of the ten would just invite disagreement and discord -- but it was nice to see the Late Show writers walk the jokes up to the point of a bombshell admission without ever making the punchline or situation uncomfortable for Newton. Well, unless he's violently opposed to Justin Bieber , anyway, and on that front one can hardly blame him.